Lesbians are hilariously roasting Kim Kardashian’s “ultimate bush” SKIMS thong, declaring that it’s not a costume but part of sapphic “culture.”
The “faux hair micro string thong” currently requires interested buyers to join a waitlist after selling out in less than 24 hours following its drop on Tuesday (14 October).
Priced at £34, the thongs are available in 12 faux hair and colour variations, featuring both straight and curly textures.
“With this iconic new panty, your carpet can be whatever color you want it to be,” the “why we love it” description reads.
The release has everyone talking, but – as first noted by Them – the sapphic internet has been quick to reclaim the bush as not just a fashion statement, but part of lesbian “culture.”
A lesbian Reddit thread asking, “How much hair is too much?” revealed that many women think a full bush is best, with one user even commenting that “it’s never enough” when it comes to how much hair is okay down there.
“MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME,” one person wrote in response to an announcement about “The Ultimate Bush” thong on X.
Another referenced the brand’s previous drop, writing on X: “First the pierced bras and now bush underwear… stolen valour …”
First the pierced bras and now bush underwear… stolen valour … https://t.co/I1Oz2qTwrb
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Lilith
(@LilithEve10) October 15, 2025
“Lesbians are about to riot , real bush lovers are about to be in your dms cussing you out Kimberly,” one user joked.
lesbians are about to riot , real bush lovers are about to be in your dms cussing you out Kimberly https://t.co/QngF8xjvcQ
— Lindo
(@rosasincendia) October 15, 2025
Another user wrote: “ah yes the bush underwear just to reveal the real much nicer bush beneath. 10/10 lesbians would laugh and men cry my fav.”
ah yes the bush underwear just to reveal the real much nicer bush beneath. 10/10 lesbians would laugh and men cry my favorite https://t.co/3y7keCwHHE
— a gem and her sports
(@93mm4) October 15, 2025
Many other commenters questioned why anyone would buy the thong when you can naturally grow your own hair, though they pointed out that people who have opted for permanent laser hair removal (electrolysis) in the past might not be able to.
She really the smartest business women. Imagine paying for laser/wax to remove your bush then buying bush panties for an aesthetic….cause she knows her influence.
https://t.co/1bTxJHPRMD
— Breeyonce 𐚁 (@breea_____) October 15, 2025
Baby…..”the ultimate bush” is whatever the fuck I’ve got going on in my panties rn and I got that shit for free!!!!! Loser!!!!! https://t.co/7JjvmqQddv
— Gothicka
(@vile_succubus) October 16, 2025
Kim Kardashian stars alongside Sarah Paulson in Ryan Murphy’s “insane” and “c***y” new legal drama, All’s Fair.
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